January 2012
Oh my god I dance like a female stripper.
December 2011
Robin and Liam are so cute. I want to cry ok.
I think “Red Solo Cup” might just beat out “I’m Sexy And I Know It” and “Friday” as the worst song ever.
Mario’s Pizza for dinner then party at my place!! \0/
My movie ticket stub collection is getting ridiculous.
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It’s almost funny how one person is able to lower your self esteem completely. Actually no, it’s not funny.
You taste just like glitter mixed with rock and roll.
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I think I’m actually going to go to Quidditch today just so I can hit people I don’t like in the face with a bludger.
2011 fucking sucked
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oh my god Zach and Miri Make A Porno would be such a perfect movie if it weren’t for all the straight sex.
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I hate when my friends are sad. It’s so much worse than when I’m sad. :/
It’s actually hilarious how much my love life sucks. Or rather, the absence of a love life.
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I wish American Horror Story would stop being such a filthy bitch and start the new season already. Even though it only ended a week ago… pshh details…
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my only thought while watching the South Park movie is that Barney Stinson would love this movie for all the Canada hate. also, is finding the clitoris like finding Jesus or something?
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omg I’m such a fucking nerd. I’m laughing at myself ‘cause Star Wars humor. what is wrong with me?
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When people define you by your sexuality, it’s really annoying. Like when someone only talks to you about things pertaining to LGBT things like it’s who you are. Being gay isn’t who I am, it’s one of my many characteristics. You might as well be talking to me about white people things.
Who’s Line is it Anyway? omg my face is hurting <33
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I wish life were as simple as it is in Skins. Wait…